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1. You keep hearing Golden Skulltullas everywhere, but can't find them.
2. You constantl hear a small, high pitched voice yelling, Hey! Listen!
3. You put a cow in your room for no apparent or usefull reason.
4. Chickens make you fear for your life.
5. You put on blue clothing, and then try breathing under water.
6. You run around looking through a magnifying glass, believing you will eventually find a secret passage, or hidden items.
7. You keep hitting stones, believing that they laugh at you and tell you the time.
8. You are afraid of art galleries, thinking Phantom Gannon will come gallopping out of the picture any second at you.
9. You keep cutting down tall grass or hacking down bushes, hoping you will find money or other various treasures.
10. You catch little flying things in bottles, telling your friends that if you die, they will bring you back you life.
By: Nick Overstreet and Chris Mueller
Here is something that has nothing to do with Nintendo that my lil' sis' came up with.
I thought this was pretty funny, and since I watch the show religiously- here it is:
1. Your constantly on the look out for Japanese War planes.
2. Whenever someone has to use the bathroom, you feel it necessary to ask them exactly what they'll be doing in there.
3. You feel it necessary to report to your parents every 12 hours and ask for your next mission.
4. You follow the pretties girl in school around, telling her it's "for her best interest".
5. You've perfected the art of disarming a bomb in less than 1 second.
6. You can make a bomb out of Duct Tape, twigs, leaves, and a sleeve of your shirt.
7. While playing dodge ball in gym class, you hear the MacGyver theme song.
8. You sign all of your papers just "MacGyver".
9. You carry a roll of Duct Tape and your Swiss Army knife everywhere you go, just in case...
10. You actually know MacGyver's first name.
By: Liz Overstreet
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